7A 24hr Restaurant and Bar - 7th and Ave. A

I had a delicious quesadilla there and my partner enjoyed a juicy burger.  Both meals were very poo friendly.  Going to the bathroom it smelled a bit rancid but hey it's open 24 hrs so expect that damage is done in these bathrooms.  Poo and move on.  Decent t.p, functioning lock and plenty of soap and paper towels.  A little stinky, not the cleanest, but hey, it provides the essentials and knowing that for 24 hours these babies are operating, well that's definitely good news!  

Niagara Bar - St Mark's on Ave. A

Decent place to poo, even though I didn't have to poo.  The down side is you have to listen to the crappy band playing outside play since the "stage" and bathroom are only feet apart.  Also NO SOAP!  Why I oughta...

Blue and Gold Bar 7th & Ave A

The Blue and Gold is one of my favorite bars in NYC.  This place is equipped with painted on monopoly  table tops on their booth tables.  They have $1 pool and blue and gold house ale for only $3.  

Although not the coziest place to poo, they are without a doubt the least stinky.  What you lack in elbow room you gain in country freshness only an aerosol can provide.  Blue and Gold consistently provides a generally clean bowl, lots of t.p, cheap drinks and a great bar staff!  

La Famiglia Pizzeria - West 8th and B'way

La Famiglia in 8th and Broadway is an okay place to poo, It has soap, generally clean, but there is something forbidden about pooing in pizzerias for me.  Maybe it is because I see them like houses of worship... I really don't know.  None the less, here is a picture of their porcelain throne.  

Angelika Film Center - Mercer & Houston St.

The artsy, fartsy cinema house is a great place to take a dump.  The glossy black tiled bathroom has a time released air freshener above the toilet to keep stinkiness at a tolerable or even unnoticeable level.  There's a wastepaper basket and a coat hook on the door so you don't have to poo with your handbag on your lap!  The mirror is well lit on both sides - perfect for your makeup needs.  Down side is for you shy or considerate pooers.  There is almost always a line of bathroom to-goers outside these private bathrooms, so beware if you expect to poo and lets say, touch up your eyeliner, the ten minutes you take will produce justifiable angry leers when your successors see you exit.  

Bull McCabe's - St. Mark's Pl.

This dive bar features a spacious back yard with patio tables which is a rare treat in NYC.  They have a good selection of draught beer and a pool table.  There is no juke box and the bartender really likes Blink-182 which is not going to win any P.I.N.Y.C. points.  The women's bathroom although private and generally clean smells of nasty period blood with a touch of vaginitis!  This was not a good experience.  Pooing takes time and it is an endurance challenge trying to poo and hold your breath!  Also, they had one of the thinnest cheapest rolls of t.p I've seen in a while.  I say move on to poo somewhere else, less stinky.